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Of course, the way he tells it, he singlehandedly invented the blues idiom, so maybe he's right August 12-14 - Migration Fest August 16 - Monolord August 26-28 - Psycho LV September 7 - Cobalt September 12 - Kraftwerk September 17 - Melvins September 20 - Wolves In The Throne Room September 21 - Kanye West September 30-October 2 - ACL wk.1 October 7-9 - ACL wk.2 October 11 - Failure October 21 - Sleep October 22 - Sleep October 23 - Sleep November 6 - Sia November 12 - Black Sabbath Really? EDIT* Also, he really needs to ditch the Michael Jackson/Beetlejuice/Coal Chamber look.Every time he gives an interview or makes a general statement he sounds like a complete douchebag. Which is ironic considering how badly he's ripped off and watered down the blues for his own artistic & financial ends.

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So leave the dragons in the dungeon and instead rub some dirt on your face and go as the youngest Stark girl who is a symbol of female strength throughout George R. We’re talking Hawthorne, Shakespeare, Poe and the like.Germaine - Savages - Bob Moses - Mavis Staples - Haelos - Mbongwana Star Guns 'N' Roses - Ice Cube - Courtney Barnett - Gary Clark Jr - Lush - Deerhunter - Unknown Mortal Orchestra - Rhye - Bat For Lashes - The Damned - Shamir - Ex-Hex - Alvvays - Matthew Dear - Algiers Kamasi Washington - Rancid - Miike Snow - Death Grips - Wolf Alice - Pete Yorn - Deafheaven - Young Fathers - The Vandals - Delux - Girl Pool I can see where Jack is coming from, and not saying the Black Keys are the greatest thing since sliced bread, but truth of the matter is however watered down compared to the best White Stripes albums the Black Keys records may be, the Black Keys two records prior to their latest one (especially El Camino) were both better than Blunderbuss or any of of the Dead Weather/Raconteur albums...August 12-14 - Migration Fest August 16 - Monolord August 26-28 - Psycho LV September 7 - Cobalt September 12 - Kraftwerk September 17 - Melvins September 20 - Wolves In The Throne Room September 21 - Kanye West September 30-October 2 - ACL wk.1 October 7-9 - ACL wk.2 October 11 - Failure October 21 - Sleep October 22 - Sleep October 23 - Sleep November 6 - Sia November 12 - Black Sabbath 6/26 Sunflower Bean @ Constellation Room, 7/3 Telecaves @ Non Plus Ultra, 7/7 Mitski @ The Echo, 7/22 Weird Al @ Hollywood Bowl, 7/28 Tokimonsta @ Hammer Museum, 8/3 Marissa Nadler @ The Echo, 8/4 Radiohead @ Shrine Auditorium, 8/7 Sufjan Stevens @ Hollywood Bowl, 8/27-28 FYF Fest, 9/24 Music Tastes Good, 9/25 Lush @ Fonda It's become so fucking hip to talk shit about The Black Keys. Even though the new record is still only half a good record, they've put out about 45 really fucking awesome songs since 2000.Jack White has done maybe 10, and in every fucking one of them the singer should have been fired on the spot.I can feel his pain though--it must really suck to be the first band to get popular for doing nothing particularly special than bringing back a genre of music that hasn't been popular for years and to have everyone praise you as some kind of fucking musical genius for half a decade, and then for two guys to come along and do absolutely everything better than you ever did. Which is ironic considering how badly he's ripped off and watered down the blues for his own artistic & financial ends.Within the pages of their literary masterpieces lies more costume inspiration than Miley Cyrus’s Instagram feed.

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I can see where Jack is coming from, and not saying the Black Keys are the greatest thing since sliced bread, but truth of the matter is however watered down compared to the best White Stripes albums the Black Keys records may be, the Black Keys two records prior to their latest one (especially El Camino) were both better than Blunderbuss or any of of the Dead Weather/Raconteur albums...

then when you factor in all the cool blues-oriented production work Auerbach has done over the last two years with Dr.

John, Valerie June, Hanni El-Khatib, and Bombino, efforts again a bit superior to studio/label owner White's own recent efforts as a producer...feels a lot to me like when a fading or retired NBA star trashes a younger rising star just to make himself still feel relevant.

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